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dimwitted by CALMTINGINNITBRUV April 28, 2017
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dimwitted lazy dunce
A fellow employee that doesn't have the sense God gave him. Hes a total lazy horses ass that leaves all the work for others. Meanwhile he constantly complains about all the work he is doing.
Jesus, why am I the one who is so lucky to work with
Rosita and Perla? They are both the epitome of a dimwitted lazy dunce!!!!!
Rosita and Perla? They are both the epitome of a dimwitted lazy dunce!!!!!
dimwitted lazy dunce by JohnsonsJohnson November 13, 2011
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Dimwitticus
So named for a faux-Harry Potter spell that makes people inexplicably stupid. Used to describe why someone could be stupid on purpose.
When volunteer editors nix a correct term in favor a blatantly wrong one already posted, or allow--then "whoops!" delete--an obvious jibe, they must have been struck by the Dimwitticus curse.
Dimwitticus by Heckle Jeckyl March 15, 2020
Dimwitter
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