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dimwitted lazy dunce 

A fellow employee that doesn't have the sense God gave him. Hes a total lazy horses ass that leaves all the work for others. Meanwhile he constantly complains about all the work he is doing.
Jesus, why am I the one who is so lucky to work with

Rosita and Perla? They are both the epitome of a dimwitted lazy dunce!!!!!

DickWitter 

Someone that is a complete dick on Twitter. This person will follow large quantities of people in order to build up their follower count, only to unfollow those people at a later time once being followed back. Therefore having a follower to follow ratio of 10:1. It gives the appearance of being more popular than they actually are. Hipster douchebags are usually the ones that practice this dick move.
This guy has 13,863 followers and only follows 127 people. He must be a DickWitter.
DickWitter by DeeZZ September 11, 2012
Dimwitt word for if you think someone is stupid dumb .ect
You dimwitt 4+4=8
dimwitt by Elusivejet January 25, 2016

dimwitted 

dimwitted is basically another word for stupid, annoying, idiotic etc
Amelia said to Era, "You are a dimwitted child"
dimwitted by CALMTINGINNITBRUV April 28, 2017
A guy who is pretty skinny who sings swang at top of his lungs until his girlfriend ma ni**a makes him stop or else she wears the onesie.
remeber Dimiter oh yea? Know some young ni**s like to swang
Dimiter by Siman 123 June 24, 2018

Dimwitticus

So named for a faux-Harry Potter spell that makes people inexplicably stupid. Used to describe why someone could be stupid on purpose.
When volunteer editors nix a correct term in favor a blatantly wrong one already posted, or allow--then "whoops!" delete--an obvious jibe, they must have been struck by the Dimwitticus curse.
Dimwitticus by Heckle Jeckyl March 15, 2020
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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