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Miley Cyrus Syndrome 

Miley Cyrus Syndrome, or MCS for short, is an affliction whereby males mistakenly believe that a female is attractive based on her accomplishments or social status, despite her hideous appearance.

For the female version of MCS, see Michael Phelps Syndrome.
Geoff: Wow, Jenna Fischer is so hot.
Brad: No, you just think she's hot because she's on The Office.
Geoff: But she's so cute.
Brad: Are you kidding? She's not really even tappable. You've clearly got Miley Cyrus Syndrome.
Geoff: Whatever. What time is Grey's on tomorrow?

Miley Cyrus Syndrome 

Miley Cyrus Syndrome is a common syndrome among teens. M.C.S causes teens to act foolish in public to receive attention. People who have M.C.S usually show or do weird things online to receive attention. People with M.C.S are usually found online, mostly on social networking sites as Facebook, Twitter and Mostly Vines. M.C.S also includes people who show off their body in public for attention. These people are usually females, they show them selves on social networking site mostly.

If you or someone you know have the Miley Cyrus Syndrome, you or they should quickly cure it.
A simple cure is to go to Youtube.com and watch the music video Wrecking Ball - By Miley Cyrus to traumatize yourself or others to make them quickly realize what they are doing. This is a serious syndrome and can lead to permanent disorder.

It can lead to Miley Cyrus Disorder which damages your brain to make you think that everyone agrees on the weird things you do.
*There is currently no cure to the disorder, so you should cure the syndrome before it gets too serious.*
Person 1: *Takes pic of herself, posts on internet and calls it selfie monday, tuesday, wednesday...*

Person 2: *Films himself twerking and posts it online.*

Person 3: *Makes weird, lame Vines to get attention*

The all have The Miley Cyrus Syndrome.

Miley Cyrus Syndrome 

When you have double life, as Hannah Montana does. In Extreme cases people have been now to spontaneously burst into song about how fabbity fab fab their life is.
OMG, I think I have Miley Cyrus Syndrome!
How come?
Because I keep SPONTANEOUSLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY....
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026