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cynikal

Cynikal is an internet bad ass. Sarcastic, Intelligent, highly humorous. Normally used as a nickname (AKA ScreenName) for MMORPG's.
Don't fuck with Cynikal, he'll destroy you.
by TCarter June 18, 2014
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Cynical

someone who always expects the worst and most selfish motives out of everyone and everything. Otherwise known as experienced.
1. These charity adverts are a great way to fleece you for all your money. Those dudes living in mud was probably 50 years ago. They have schools now. And a sewerage treatment place.

2. Disneyland is great but I'm not waiting 2 hours to see ''sleeping beauty''. She's either made of plastic or some lazy cow who's paid to sleep in all day. Besides, one floor is hardly impressive for a castle.

The above are cynical examples.
by Imabasketcase April 21, 2015
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Cynical Asshole Syndrome (CAS)

Cynical Asshole Syndrome is a condition that makes the majority of things in everyday life seem shit and meaningless.

CAS usually develops as a person gets older but can occur from as early as birth.

It is believed to be linked to the following:

Popular Culture
Fucking Awful Hollywood Movies
Advertising
TV Shows such as X-Factor, I'm a Celebrity, Big Brother and Jersey/Geordie Shore
Paris Hilton
Mcdonalds
Insecurity
TV Soap Operas
Luck
Justin Bieber
Having your heart stamped on by an ex-partner

PTD (Post Travel Depression)
Having shitty parents
Trauma/Stress
Rebecca Black

CAS is infectious and can spread to other people. Infection becomes more likely to those that spend alot of time with a current CAS sufferer.

In extreme cases CAS can develop into Gothic Syndrome
To think of Mike as pessimist is a true understatement so he actually so pessimistic he must have Cynical Asshole Syndrome (CAS)
by BurnDownTheOffice August 7, 2011
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Cynically Optimistic

Somebody who acknowledges the fact that humanity is crap but also believes in its capacity to do good.
--Man I know the world has a lot of shitty people but I still think we can do some good here. I think I'm cynically optimistic.

--If you're that person who wants to cut the next jerk who cuts you in line, but also has genuine faith in humanity, you're cynically optimistic.
by waderaykabeta August 31, 2017
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cynical romantic

Someone who is in love with the idea of Being in love, but believes that logically there is no such thing as love
She who loves everything romantic, but doesn't believe in love is a cynical romantic.
by Mimzy626 June 27, 2008
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cynicalarious

So full of doubt about a serious situation that all one can do is laugh uncontrollably.
We shared a cynicalarious moment when we were discussing the apparent absence of any global warming concerns.
by Absurd Is The Word February 15, 2017
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cynical

Not having any illusions about human nature.
I'm so cynical I don't trust furry little animals with big sad eyes.
by kilgore trout December 6, 2003
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