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cwoo by junboi April 25, 2022
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Cwood Chicks 

This rare species (also referred to as rich bitches)is a a bunch of females that think they are above everyone else, they spend way to much time on their phones at partys, and cry if they get drunk. This rare breed is slowly taking over cwood with their large amounts of money and bitchy attitudes. But don’t dare call them rich because they work for absolutely everything aka mommy and daddy. Don’t show up to their party’s or they’ll accuse you of using them for their houses even though they use certain “friends” for their houses already. They call people sketchy for smoking yet they all smoke on the occasions and drink a 2/6 every Friday and Saturday. Be careful when coming to cwood you might get blinded by all of their pure white Air Force ones.
Person 1: Why am I hearing Ppl say nigga when there’s no black ppl?

Person 2:Because the cwood chicks are here
Cwood Chicks by Unknown123431 January 21, 2019
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The cutest that anyone thing or person can be.
Aidan Gallagher is so cwoot.

That bunny is the cwootest thing I've ever seen.
The name of an old online friend who turned out to be a total dick face because all he wanted to do was make me feel like shit and ruin other friendships
me: hey Cwookie
Him: 🖕🏼
(You get the point)
Cwookie by vec305y June 25, 2020

Cwood guys 

A bunch of boys who claim they are men, this breed is filled with a bunch of white boys who think they are hood. Their hobbies include smoking weed everyday doing cocaine at any event or party or even on weekdays if they are feeling their withdrawal’s too bad from the weekend before. They like to all fuck the same chicks and don’t realize that when they get out of cwood they will realize they ain’t shit. These boys make a living off selling pods or weed.
Why is someone talking about snow it’s not even winter. It’s probably the cwood guys
Cwood guys by Ransan February 23, 2022
When something is cuter than cute
person1: whoa, you see that girl over there?
person2: yeah man, she's very cwoot
Cwoot by Spoiper June 1, 2018

CWood guys 

A bunch of white ass kids who think they are black. They are all high 24/7 and like to vape across from the local high school in subway. They wear the same clothes everyday and never shower. Outfits completed by those classic Air Force ones and Yankees hat. They make all their money from selling firebars and fire chew or sell overpriced weed they bought online. They like to use SoundCloud a lot and damn that hat hair is great.
Yo you see taht guy selling fire bars

Must be a cwood guys
CWood guys by Guccigang1241 January 22, 2019
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