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to cut yourself for a girl
I'd cutlove myself for brittany
cutlove by solem July 7, 2008
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to cut yourself for a girl/guy
I'd cutlove myself for brittany
cutlove by solem July 7, 2008
A male or female who performs oral sex on men with the specific goal of earning the man's cum. True cumlovers view getting a load of cum shot in their mouth as a reward for giving a good blowjob. True cumlovers always swallow.
Shawn must be a real cumlover. He sucked off every guy at the party and swallowed every drop of cum.
Cumlover by swvsucker March 18, 2015
Usually a woman who has an addiction with male semen.
*Woman sucking on a penis*

Man: Damn girl you sure know how to suck that big dick.

Woman: Just you wait until i get to the juicy part.

Man: Damn bitch, you are such a cumlover.
Cumlover by Poontalicious Dude March 28, 2009

catlover1smudge 

Cat is THE BEST person you will ever meet she is a fun and energetic girl.She will always put a smile on your face and make you laugh.She loves her friends and family and is very loyal to them all and will always stand by you no matter what. Rebeliouse,risk taking and living life on the edge every girl wants to be like her. She's a bit of an annoying weirdo for being to good at basically everything without trying but thats what makes her. Unfortunately people get jealous easily of cat a lot. Thats what gets them hurt.If you have a catlover1smudge as a friend be happy and grateful as you are one of the luckiest people on earth.
She also has a Great sense of humour but has an overbearing personality.
Am happy to have CATLOVER1SMUDGE as a friend

CBTlover69

me
My name is CBTlover69.
CBTlover69 by The Urban Dictatοr September 15, 2021

cuntlove 

The state of beautiful, simple harmony which occurs when women really appreciate their reproductive and sexual organs. Can only be experienced by men who have the desire to truly understand women, and even then only vicariously (NB: still worth trying!). Also occurs when women appreciate and respect each other's woman-ness, in social, professional, philial and sexual contexts.
Me: ...well gotta go now. Need to empty my mooncup before i go to the pub.
Jules: Ok, babe. I'll see you later then.
Me: Yep. Cuntlove.
cuntlove by Black Lily May 28, 2006
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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