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A girl who has recieved a facial from a male and forgotten to wash it off, thus turning crusty and hard.
"Damn hoe, that is custy!"
"Pass that custy hoe to the next guy in the room"

crusty hoe 

A hoe whom is so nasty that after sex doesn't bathe for multiple days and has a encrustment of juice flakes inside her vagina that when you put it in it's like fucking a bag full of sandpaper
Dude I fucked Meranda last night she is such a crusty hoe.
crusty hoe by dufetaff September 26, 2013
Neighbors who constantly come over to your house to yell at your for cleaning up your front lawn.
Kendall the cunty hoe won't stop coming over and talking about the damn thorn bush.
Joining a Facebook group and then taking every idea from the group and starting one exactly like it.
"We have a problem, the cunty hoe stole our Facebook idea and is ripping us off."
Cunty Hoe by Da badass queen 👑 February 6, 2017

cunty cunty hoe 

The song that ye olde folk sing about their wives
Heye, Robin! Let's sing "Cunty Cunty Hoe" and get together in a puss lickin' human centipede!
cunty cunty hoe by IdrinkNiggaJuice January 29, 2018

Crusty weave ass hoe

A bitch who has raggedy, filthy, dusty, toe up, and nappy ass weave(fake ass hair)
Person 1: I seen shanice at the store yesterday.

Person 2: Man fuck that crusty weave ass hoe.
Crusty weave ass hoe by King2011 October 28, 2011
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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