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A girl who has recieved a facial from a male and forgotten to wash it off, thus turning crusty and hard.
"Damn hoe, that is custy!"
"Pass that custy hoe to the next guy in the room"

crusty hoe 

A hoe whom is so nasty that after sex doesn't bathe for multiple days and has a encrustment of juice flakes inside her vagina that when you put it in it's like fucking a bag full of sandpaper
Dude I fucked Meranda last night she is such a crusty hoe.
crusty hoe by dufetaff September 26, 2013
Neighbors who constantly come over to your house to yell at your for cleaning up your front lawn.
Kendall the cunty hoe won't stop coming over and talking about the damn thorn bush.
Joining a Facebook group and then taking every idea from the group and starting one exactly like it.
"We have a problem, the cunty hoe stole our Facebook idea and is ripping us off."
Cunty Hoe by Da badass queen 👑 February 6, 2017

cunty cunty hoe 

The song that ye olde folk sing about their wives
Heye, Robin! Let's sing "Cunty Cunty Hoe" and get together in a puss lickin' human centipede!

Crusty weave ass hoe

A bitch who has raggedy, filthy, dusty, toe up, and nappy ass weave(fake ass hair)
Person 1: I seen shanice at the store yesterday.

Person 2: Man fuck that crusty weave ass hoe.
Crusty weave ass hoe by King2011 October 28, 2011