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1.Plural for custee.
2.Customers
Custees is a street term meaning feens, junkies, regular users and buyers of large quantities of illegal drugs. Drugs such as marijuana, cocaine, heroin, and ecstasy.
"The drug kingpin got snicthed out by one of his most faithful custees."
custees by Makne February 20, 2005
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The so-called Phish-heads that invaded the scene around the time "Farmhouse" lp was released. These were the ones that put a dagger in the side of the band, catalyzing their untimely end.
During Summer Tour '99, custees invaded Shakedown, and eventually ruined the whole scene.

Custees smoke schwag.

Custees wind up in fraternities and sororities.
custees by A.D. @ Atl. February 14, 2008

Curteese 

A solid dude, steals mountain dew sometimes. Some call him Bucky on occasion, but most stick with "Curteese"
"Yo dawg with all that swag, you're starting to look like a Curteese"
Curteese by buckyindacut April 2, 2020
Custom made or personalized t-shirt
I am going to buy me a custee.
custee by tshirtdesigner October 30, 2009
short for customers in the service industry. particularly those viewed with disdain by servers.
"i wish these custies would back the fuck off."

"If I get one more order for another latte, I'm gonna pop a cap in a custies ass"
custies by youjustgotblackberried January 17, 2009
Something a person asks for when standing in a line, to advance in said line without waiting their turn. This is almost always at the inconvenience of the person being asked. Normally asked for by pretentious women or Jersey douche bags.
Hi, I'm really late for something would you mind if I get cutsees in line?
cutsees by ingloriousbastard August 4, 2009
"Nigga is you crazy? You aint makin it through custies with a suitcase full of blow"

"Man.. I just got popped tryin to smuggle some dope through custies"
custies by wza August 31, 2005
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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