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short for customers in the service industry. particularly those viewed with disdain by servers.
"i wish these custies would back the fuck off."

"If I get one more order for another latte, I'm gonna pop a cap in a custies ass"
custies by youjustgotblackberried January 17, 2009
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"Nigga is you crazy? You aint makin it through custies with a suitcase full of blow"

"Man.. I just got popped tryin to smuggle some dope through custies"
custies by wza August 31, 2005
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A derogetory word used to describe entiled and dulwitted customers
The dumassery these custies pull is on the edge of jackassery.
Custies by regulatorysupreme February 16, 2023
The action someone has taken when they cut in line.
"That dude totally did cutsies in front of that old lady when she wasn't looking."
Cutsies by Wurd Politique March 8, 2010

butt hole crusties 

when you miss a piece of poo when wipeing, and your butt itches for the rest of the day.
"damn my butt wont stop itching! i think i have butt hole crusties."
A disgusting new movie that Netflix is making that glorifies pedophilia, and shows 11yo, FUCKING 11YO TWERKING.
And by the way, this shit it TV-MA, you know this director wanted to make this movie for Epstein's buddies.
#BanCuties
Cuties scares me, and it should scare you.
This whole "MAPS" community is complete bs, and all it is, is pedophilia. It is a mental illness, and any grown adult suffering from it needs to find some help.
I've seen a lot of people countering this by saying, "well back then being LGBT was considered a mental illness!"
Difference between being gay, and being a pedo, is that the former is consentual, and happens between fully-developed adults.
The latter doesn't, and current science proves that children do not have fully enough developed brains to consent.
I hope to God Pedos are never accepted into society, but if it happens in my day, I think I'll just commit Seppuku.
Fuck Netflix for aproving this shit.
Cuties by Just Another Zoomer August 20, 2020
Toyla Leviness
Lauren: omg my boyfriend is the cutiest
Me: is that a word?
Her: idk let’s add it to the dictionary
Me: bet I gotcha right now
Cutiest by Rockout137c October 1, 2019
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crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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