cusstodion

A whiny grumbly person --- most often a teenager --- who sulkily performs janitorial labors amidst copious use of swear-words to illustrate his acute discontent with having to carry out said activities.

School superintendent: I always make sure that all of the younger students have gone home in the afternoon before I assign cleanup-duties to any high-schoolers who have come under detention that day --- there are far too many cusstodions in these ranks for our tender-eared youths to be present during this period.

by QuacksO September 6, 2019

Calcutta Custodian

A sex act - when a female is puking with both hands on the toilet, the male inserts his penis into the womans vagina and begins to pump her so hard that her head bobs in and out of the bowl

I walked into the crapper at Moe's Tavern and gave that scracco Jane a Calcutta Custodian

by jrky February 10, 2009

custodian

The only reason establishments are able to properly function. The only reason the Breakfast Club is what it is. The only reason our world is a some-what sanitary place. My strange affection for custodians cannot be placed into words, as they are too SKILLED for human comprehension.

It was no coincidence that my best friend's and my lockers were smack dab between the custodians' lair...

by mags&jules October 22, 2006

Custodian

A person who is responsible of taking care or protecting something.

Yes, he is the custodian of this ship.

by Arcxxus February 6, 2022

custodio

A sexy beast asian dude and a freaking hotty and a awesome kisser

Custodio is sexy

by ASIANBOYYYYYYYYYYY April 28, 2017

Custodian Kiss

To be taken into a Janitor’s closet and proceed to be facefucked.

Some Dude: “I can’t wait to Custodian Kiss that girl!”

Other Guy: “Dude that girl is alive!”

by Arg Arg Boyo November 2, 2018

courtesy custodian

The act of cleaning one's own mess (especially concerning personal hygiene) made in a public place, such as cleaning your hair out of the community shower or wiping "sprinkle" off the toilet seat, simply out of courtesy for the rest of the general public who have to use the utility after you.

Sharon always courtesy custodians her toothpaste out of the sink when she's living in the dorms.

I went to use the bathroom the other day to find a pube on the seat; people really need to learn how to courtesy custodian.

by The offended January 16, 2008