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cusstodion 

A whiny grumbly person --- most often a teenager --- who sulkily performs janitorial labors amidst copious use of swear-words to illustrate his acute discontent with having to carry out said activities.
School superintendent: I always make sure that all of the younger students have gone home in the afternoon before I assign cleanup-duties to any high-schoolers who have come under detention that day --- there are far too many cusstodions in these ranks for our tender-eared youths to be present during this period.
cusstodion by QuacksO September 6, 2019
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Calcutta Custodian 

A sex act - when a female is puking with both hands on the toilet, the male inserts his penis into the womans vagina and begins to pump her so hard that her head bobs in and out of the bowl
I walked into the crapper at Moe's Tavern and gave that scracco Jane a Calcutta Custodian
Calcutta Custodian by jrky February 10, 2009
The only reason establishments are able to properly function. The only reason the Breakfast Club is what it is. The only reason our world is a some-what sanitary place. My strange affection for custodians cannot be placed into words, as they are too SKILLED for human comprehension.
It was no coincidence that my best friend's and my lockers were smack dab between the custodians' lair...
custodian by mags&jules October 22, 2006
A person who is responsible of taking care or protecting something.
Yes, he is the custodian of this ship.
Custodian by Arcxxus February 6, 2022

custodio 

A sexy beast asian dude and a freaking hotty and a awesome kisser
Custodio is sexy
custodio by ASIANBOYYYYYYYYYYY April 28, 2017

Custodian Kiss

To be taken into a Janitor’s closet and proceed to be facefucked.
Some Dude: “I can’t wait to Custodian Kiss that girl!”

Other Guy: “Dude that girl is alive!”
Custodian Kiss by Arg Arg Boyo November 2, 2018

courtesy custodian 

The act of cleaning one's own mess (especially concerning personal hygiene) made in a public place, such as cleaning your hair out of the community shower or wiping "sprinkle" off the toilet seat, simply out of courtesy for the rest of the general public who have to use the utility after you.
Sharon always courtesy custodians her toothpaste out of the sink when she's living in the dorms.

I went to use the bathroom the other day to find a pube on the seat; people really need to learn how to courtesy custodian.
courtesy custodian by The offended January 16, 2008
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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