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curved dick 

the dick that all girls want because it hits the G spot the best
John hit me with that curved dick and i came so fast
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its like ghosting but more brutal, cause they wanna seem nice, maybe they take days, or even weeks, to reply to your last WhatsApp message.

But instead of leaving you hanging (Like a ghostwrited would ), a curver will reply, but their responses will be sporadic, closed off and often apologetic e.g. “I’m so sorry for not textin, I’ve just been really busy with insert predictable excuse here”.

Of course, they really might have been too occupied with work, family, friends, or the washing up to take a minute out of their day to message to you ....... or not
it’s been seven weeks since I saw him and I’ve only heard from him five times , but I still ain’t sure if he is curving me or not!
Curving by KJ74656 February 8, 2019
Turning someone down
Nahhh bruh she's curving every nigga who talk to her
curving by Papapapapapa January 1, 2014

Curved Swords 

It is a catchphrase associated with town guards from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. It becomes popular (meme) in a such way similar to the other known "Took an arrow in the knee", "Stop right there criminal scum!" and the "FUS RO DAH" meme. From the game, you can hear the dialogue when you interact with the NPC guards:

"You see those redguards from Hammerfell? They’ve got curved swords. Curved. Swords"

Hearing it over and over again, especially the last part where the NPCs emphasize the Curve Swords, makes it sounds funny yet somehow annoying to most players, until someone decided to troll over the internet using this sentence. Therefore being popular and well-known to the fellow internet users.
They used to take an arrow in the knee, but now they've got curved swords. Curved. Swords.
Curved Swords by Serizawa February 27, 2012

Curved trees 

When someone obviously FaceTunes or photoshops a photo and makes a background look bent in some sort of way
Person 1: she is using soooo much facetune

Person 2: we LOVE curved trees
Curved trees by Kskyep April 11, 2019
When a girl, you are macking on, ignores you during certain times because shes interested in another guy.
Guy IM: Hey whats up?
Girl IM: ....
Guy IM: Bitch, you curvin' me?
Girl IM: Hey, ill hit ya up later busy right now.
Curvin' by JukaJuka November 8, 2011