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curly clocksprings 

Slang term for pubic hairs
I pulled down her panties to reveal her curly clocksprings
curly clocksprings by Benedict Betts December 21, 2006

Curly Crack 

The curly pubes in between one's bum crack
My curly crack needs a razor at it!
Curly Crack by Kizzy wizzi July 2, 2009

Curly Cobra 

A small man into female Gladiators and likes telling facts and likes mining
Person 1: I have a crush on Lara in our class

Curly Cobra : I prefer big sweaty female Gladiators with nice fat toes
Curly Cobra by anonymous December 10, 2021

curly cough 

When a pubic hair gets caught in the back of your throat causing you to cough.
Vinnie had a date with Andrea last nite and woke up this morning with the curly cough.
curly cough by Bald Boy January 13, 2018

Curly Curtains 

The graphical representation of a line integral, where a set of parametric equations define a curve that is displaced on to a 2 input 1 output multivariable function. The area underneath this curve is representative of a curly curtain.
Damn dude, I thought curly curtains were pubes not some damn calculus shit.
Curly Curtains by fargo9077 April 27, 2017

Curly curtains 

When you grow out your pubs so there is a curtain for your Willy.
When my boyfriend popped a chub, the curly curtains opened.
Curly curtains by Blaine Bane August 28, 2017
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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