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The Act Of Curdled Milk! 

This is when you are out looking for a good time and feel like getting absolutly RATASSED!

You get half a pint of milk and put it in a glass/bowl or whatever you then enter the following alcoholic drinks!

-Archers Schnapps
- Malibu
-Smirnoff Vodka
-Glens Vodka
- Barcardi
- and various others that take you'r liking that are over at least 30%

You then add Sprite and by this stage the milk should hopefully have curdled!!

You then get a spoon eat out the chuncks of curlded milk before downing the remains!

You should hopefully be fine after this but it could lead to Vomiting!
James: Milk lines the stomache, i think we should drink some before we get down to the hardcore spirits!
Kayleigh: Yeah!...Why not mix the milk with the hardcore spirits!
Emma: That would be vulga!
Kayleigh: Its something new!
Jonathan:C'mon Andrew, you scared of a bit of a challenge!
Andrew Bob: Course not.. you think thats a challenge, you should meet my uncle!!
Shane: Alright Andrew! you fucking first then!
Kayleigh: Right! What shall we add then?
Jonathan: Every possible thing we can!
Andrew: Yea Mayte you is rocking!
Jonathan: Archers?
Kayleigh: Smirnoff?
Andrew: Water?
Emma: ANDREW! Water is piss!! If you want then you can have the sprite in ther!
James: Malibu!?
Zach:Glens!?
Andrew: Ok...Bring it on boys!
Kayleigh: Aww dnt forget the milk..!
Andrew: Oh Yea! Wheres the spoon then!
Shane: You are the spoon!
Andrew: Fuck Off Twat!
Jonathan: Go on then andrew!
Andrew: Alright!
(James Makes More!- Glass for everyone)
(All Down)

Jonathan:Woow thats nasty shit!
Kayleigh:Fucking Smoking Sister!
Andrew: I cant..the suspence!
Emma: Andrew Drink IT!
James: There we go guys! we have now attempted the -
Kayleigh: The Act Of Curdled Milk!
James: Yeah Thanx
Jonathan: Bock Bock Bock Andrew! Chicken!
Andrew:Shut Up Jon!
(Everyone decks andrew before doing a granny throw to him.

curdle milk 

A phrase used to describe someone as being very unattractive.
"She has a face that would curdle milk"
curdle milk by L. Silverman June 17, 2008

curdle throat milk 

When a woman doesn't spit or swallow and sperm builds up till it curdles
The man ask Julie does she spit or swallow. She replies neither she prefers it to build up and becomes curdle throat milk
curdle throat milk by Jimmy malley February 4, 2024

The Milkman’s Curdle 

The foulcheese” found on and in between male genitalia.
When she ask for my special sauce, I saidFuck that” and gave her some of the Milkman’s Curdle.
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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