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A mixture only created after a man "beats his meat" using lotion. The aftermath of his explosion leaves a substance containing used lotion and semen sprayed all of his hand, curdled milk.
Aw man... I got curdled milk all over my new bed sheet!
by LukeSmashing January 03, 2017
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