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Cunty McTwat Twat 

Similar to Spanklenuts but worth the extra Syllables. A person who consistently performs in a twatty manner and needs to take the effort not to be such a cock.
Who keeps taking the newspaper from our crew room?

Oh, Lachlan does.

He is such a Cunty McTwat Twat
Cunty McTwat Twat by NZAP 9041 November 22, 2011

cunty twatbag 

When a persons evil and nasty nature can no longer be defined in simpler terms
Maryanne has a small child she ditches every night for a new man, WHAT a cunty twatbag !!!
cunty twatbag by jennypooh July 22, 2016

Cunt Twat 

4 articulate fake whores who hang out topless in a natural position with warmth and depth.
A person who is a cunt + a twat and = a cunt twat
Damn that cunt twat is an anal whore.
That cunt twat just farted and blamed it on the couch.
Cunt Twat by ...a de January 8, 2010

Cunty twatty bastard 

A person who really fucks you off, well and truly
That cunty twatty bastard has really pissed me off

Cunt sucking twat waffle 

Any stupid person who needs a swift kick in the ass and maybe to the head.
In sentence:
"You cunt sucking twat waffle!!!"

Whore, slut, prostitute... some really stupid fuck who needs a life or needs to die.

Twat Face Cunt 

A twat face cunt is a person where the insult twat or cunt just isn’t descriptive enough.
Hay Charlie, did you see the state of your ex last night?

Yeah mate, state of the twat face cunt!

Someone who displays poor driving skills and nearly crashes into you.

Oh, look where you’re going you twat face cunt!
Twat Face Cunt by Davey-boi October 11, 2025
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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