cuntwank 

Masterbation specifically performed on female genitals (cunt).

"Yer boy, she loved that cuntwank I gave her on friday night!"

cuntwank by Ali_Is_God July 30, 2006

cuntankerous 

Bitchedly ill-tempered and quarrelsome.

My girl wouldn't stop bustin' my chops about some pair of panties she found in my back seat. What a cuntankerous hoe.

cuntankerous by JL Patrick April 7, 2008

Cunt Wank

Having sex with someone you find repellent just to give your wrist a break

What the hell Phil, I can't believe you went home with that heffer last night!

Fuck it mate, it was just a cunt wank after all.

Cunt Wank by RathanD June 27, 2008

cuntwanker

Noun: A Cunt that clearly is also a wanker.

Wow Michael, you are such a cuntwanker. And you suck at golf.

cuntwanker by thehonkster June 11, 2009

cantwankerous 

Irritability caused by a situation that prevents one from having the opportunity to masturbate.

When relatives came to visit, Joe found himself unable to get any privacy and became increasingly cantwankerous.

cantwankerous by ladydady December 11, 2015

Cunttankerous 

The most Insufferable, bad-tempered, argumentative, and uncooperative cunt in the history of all cunts ever.

Karen was so cunttankerous at the party that all the guests left.... she was like the ash ole that shits in the pool.

Cunttankerous by QueenOfFuckery February 27, 2020

cunt wank

A rough,one sided act of love between a man and a woman.Notions of foreplay,scented candles and soft music go out the window in favour of a swift,joyless hump.

Pulled this stunner last nite,but I was so coked up I had a quick cunt wank and met up with the lads to go joy ride'in

cunt wank by shitty Nicko November 25, 2004