cuntwank

Masterbation specifically performed on female genitals (cunt).

"Yer boy, she loved that cuntwank I gave her on friday night!"

by Ali_Is_God July 30, 2006

cuntankerous

Bitchedly ill-tempered and quarrelsome.

My girl wouldn't stop bustin' my chops about some pair of panties she found in my back seat. What a cuntankerous hoe.

by JL Patrick April 7, 2008

Cunt Wank

Having sex with someone you find repellent just to give your wrist a break

What the hell Phil, I can't believe you went home with that heffer last night!

Fuck it mate, it was just a cunt wank after all.

by RathanD June 27, 2008

cuntwanker

Noun: A Cunt that clearly is also a wanker.

Wow Michael, you are such a cuntwanker. And you suck at golf.

by thehonkster June 11, 2009

cantwankerous

Irritability caused by a situation that prevents one from having the opportunity to masturbate.

When relatives came to visit, Joe found himself unable to get any privacy and became increasingly cantwankerous.

by ladydady December 11, 2015

Cunttankerous

The most Insufferable, bad-tempered, argumentative, and uncooperative cunt in the history of all cunts ever.

Karen was so cunttankerous at the party that all the guests left.... she was like the ash ole that shits in the pool.

by QueenOfFuckery February 27, 2020

cunt wank

A rough,one sided act of love between a man and a woman.Notions of foreplay,scented candles and soft music go out the window in favour of a swift,joyless hump.

Pulled this stunner last nite,but I was so coked up I had a quick cunt wank and met up with the lads to go joy ride'in

by shitty Nicko November 25, 2004