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cuntuality 

The condition of being characterised and distinguished by the cunt.

Concern with or interest in cuntual activity.

Cuntual character or potency.
Joe's cuntuality is above that of the average cunt.
cuntuality by TheWrongun May 8, 2006
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cuntacity 

cunt·ac·i·ty (kunt’·as·i·tē), n. 1. extreme bitchiness or cuntlike mean-spiritedness, especially with selfishly arrogant disregard for the emotional or physical safety of others, conventional thought, or other established societal restrictions. 2. actual or potential ability to behave in a bitchy or cuntlike fashion.
1. Her foul-mouthed cuntacity and poor treatment of (insert spouse’s name) shocked even the people barely able tolerate her under normal circumstances. 2. She displays the astounding cuntacity of a rabid premenstrual wolverine.
cuntacity by Waylon Dowd February 10, 2017

Cuntalitis 

noun.
A chronic, yet also contagious form of Cunt in which one said woman (yet has been proven in some cases of men) are perpetual constant cunts.
Ann Coulter suffers from cuntalitis.
the state of being totally and incredibly cute

those beady eyes, soft fur...man that cat is cutality!
cutality by smurfettz May 22, 2006
a Cutality is when your cut works and you hook up with the girl that same day you gave the original cut.
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a Cutality is best done as follows: with someone in the next room yelling out in a scary voice "finish her!!"....followed by a high five and "flawless victory.....now get out"


guy1: Yo, remember that girl that we gave the breakfast cut to ?
guy2: Yeah
guy1: Cutality !!!
guy2: Now that's what's up !
cutality by MJF May 13, 2006

Cuntality 

1. A person, place, or atmosphere that has a snooty/ stuck up personality or feel to it.
2. A person, place, or thing with a cunt or cunt-like personality.
The cuntality of this catering company is way too much. We need a more friendly caterer for the quinceanera.
I don't know how you can hang with Joe. He has a very strong cuntality.
Cuntality by Shandari-Art September 17, 2025

cuntpacity 

The volume supported by one's closed cunt.
"She had a rather large cuntpacity, i'd say about 7 plump hot dogs"
cuntpacity by Dinnertime October 9, 2013
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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