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cuntsman 

A person who thinks they are God's gift to women.
In his twenties he George W. Bush was known as a "cuntsman," "He walked up to a matronly woman at a smart cocktail party and asked, 'So, what's sex like after 50, anyway?' -Erik Baard for The Village Voice, Sep. 28, 2004
cuntsman by JrGruff McGruff August 13, 2007
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cuntstankerous 

A "cuntstankerous" woman is Bad-tempered, argumentative, uncooperative, mean, bitchy, unreasonable, shrew, un-rational, and stubborn that also has a cunt that smells worse than Calcutta in the summer.
The entire bar cleared out when that cuntstankerous bitch Phyllis walked in. The bar owner spent a week fumigating the smell of stale queef
cuntstankerous by Jrky August 26, 2013

Cuntmander

Refers to someone in total war community, who is a cunt.
Have you beaten cuntmander? Who hasn't?
Cuntmander by Ihatefagkids July 24, 2016

Cuntsmanship 

Cuntsmanship- the act of being a cunt or the art of being proficiently skilled in sexual intercourse
That man's cuntsmanship is next level (sexual meaning )
The general cuntsmanship he is displaying makes it difficult for us to hang out ( being a cunt)
Cuntsmanship by Master Bing May 31, 2019
Originally the act of smacking the cunt, but more oftenly used as an insult. Comparable to other insults like dumbfuck or dumbshit. Can also be used as a noun.
You are a cuntsmack. You're fucking dumber than a cuntsmack.
cuntsmack by kebabsallad February 1, 2014

cuntsander 

When one attaches a silicone gel pad to an electric sander, lubes it up, turns it on and gets his womens off with it.
"How'd your date go last night?"
"I got the cuntsander out and totes cuntsanded that woman's cunt good and propper. She loved it and so did I!"
cuntsander by Urban_Dick August 15, 2014

CuntSkank 

The most vile of female characters known to man. Has both the characteristics of both a cunt and a skank. Fairly self explanitory. However, when cunt or skank simply won't suffice to describe this villainous creature's pure nature and disposition..... we now have cuntskank to accurately describe her. Not to be confused with CuntStank which just refers to having and oderiferous and rancid pussy.
I really thought I had been dating a cool chick but then realized she had a tendency to get her pussy stuffed by other cocks and random dicks had a miraculous way of hitting her in the face. She was such a CuntSkank she actually was surprised when I broke up with her after finding out about her actions.
CuntSkank by goliwag September 22, 2015
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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