cuntcup

Forming your hand into a cup and placing it on a woman's cunt.

Honey, will you cuntcup me to sleep tonight?

by tinmanz March 17, 2015

cuntcussion

The inflammation, irritation, and/or the swelling of the vagina, usually as a direct result of vigorous coitus, otherwise known as "taking a pounding".

"Did you hear about Mary's new african american boyfriend Tron?"
"No, but i don't think the community would approve............."
"Yes i know... I've been talking to her and apparently she's been suffering through some substantial cuntcussions recently. The doctor told her to stay away from physical activity for two weeks"

by handj.o.b. May 17, 2010

Cuntcop

a police officer in charge of dealing with cunty bitches being cunty in public / people displaying antisocial behaviour

Sam likes being a cuntcop

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

cuntmuppet

An obnoxious and totally undisciplined child.

"This woman at the next restaurant table was completely ignoring her kid as it threw dinner rolls at waiters and spilled its milk. I have no idea why she had the little cuntmuppet if she's just going to ignore it all the time."

by Arcane Rose February 27, 2008

Cuntuppance

Karma for cunts.

Wilbur suffered his cuntuppance then rage quit.

by Tempest Lefavre May 28, 2010

cuntcum

Vaginal fluid, usually excessive.

I pulled my dick out of her and it was dripping cuntcum.

by Nick T W January 30, 2008

Cuntcumber

A cucumber that has been inserted into a vagina and left for 2+ months. When it comes out it has been transformed into a pickle AKA Cuntcumber.

Mom when is your cuntcumber gonna be ready?
In a minute honey!
Good Im starving!

by twwarrior77 November 23, 2011