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Cuntballs 

Cuntballs is the result of intercourse between a mans balls and a woman's cunt. the balls are irreversibly stuck in the woman's vagina.

The only way to free the man is to remove his balls preferably with a rusty piece of metal. the balls will remain inside the vagina permanently.

The woman's vagina is now known as Cuntballs instead of the cunt.
Elisa: hows your asshole going?

Joe: Good thanks, how are your Cuntballs going?

Elisa: They're a bit itchy but otherwise pretty good
Cuntballs by Qw3rtyman January 8, 2010
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cuntballs 

a woman who is more "ballsy" than a man.
Paul is such a little bitch, but look at his girlfriend's cuntballs.
cuntballs by jeanagat January 16, 2017

catballs 

Yo mike wouldn't jump off the the high dive, dude had catballs
catballs by swain April 12, 2005

Cuntblast 

The sudden and seemingly uncontrolled infiltration of snatch, into a club or popular venue. Depending on the venue, this can either be an enticing or equally negative incident as, for example, straight cunt typically has an obsession with infiltrating gay bars and aggravating the cock-seeking male population.
Dude, I went to the gay bar last night and while checking out this hot dude across the bar, like 20 drunk bitches came nattering through the door, in one big cuntblast, from a bridal shower and fucked up my game. To make things worse, three of them came over to me and tried to feel me up and asked if I wanted to buy them drinks! Fuck no!
Cuntblast by Masta Z August 20, 2013

cuntwall 

The female equivalent of a cock block - when a woman prevents a female friend from engaging in sexual acts.
I was just about to get cumberjacked, but Sharon totally cuntwalled me.
cuntwall by OG5 February 9, 2008

Cuntwallet

A term for a girl who is completely useless, a slut, and otherwise serves no purpose in life.
I can't stand Lauren, she's such a cuntwallet
Cuntwallet by TK52 November 16, 2009
when a woman has fat around her pelvic area,otherwise known as front butt
look at the cuntbelly on that bitch
cuntbelly by bill bauso May 15, 2006