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Cuntballs 

Cuntballs is the result of intercourse between a mans balls and a woman's cunt. the balls are irreversibly stuck in the woman's vagina.

The only way to free the man is to remove his balls preferably with a rusty piece of metal. the balls will remain inside the vagina permanently.

The woman's vagina is now known as Cuntballs instead of the cunt.
Elisa: hows your asshole going?

Joe: Good thanks, how are your Cuntballs going?

Elisa: They're a bit itchy but otherwise pretty good
Cuntballs by Qw3rtyman January 8, 2010
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cuntballs 

a woman who is more "ballsy" than a man.
Paul is such a little bitch, but look at his girlfriend's cuntballs.
cuntballs by jeanagat January 16, 2017

catballs 

Yo mike wouldn't jump off the the high dive, dude had catballs
catballs by swain April 12, 2005

Cuntblast 

The sudden and seemingly uncontrolled infiltration of snatch, into a club or popular venue. Depending on the venue, this can either be an enticing or equally negative incident as, for example, straight cunt typically has an obsession with infiltrating gay bars and aggravating the cock-seeking male population.
Dude, I went to the gay bar last night and while checking out this hot dude across the bar, like 20 drunk bitches came nattering through the door, in one big cuntblast, from a bridal shower and fucked up my game. To make things worse, three of them came over to me and tried to feel me up and asked if I wanted to buy them drinks! Fuck no!
Cuntblast by Masta Z August 20, 2013

cuntwall 

The female equivalent of a cock block - when a woman prevents a female friend from engaging in sexual acts.
I was just about to get cumberjacked, but Sharon totally cuntwalled me.
cuntwall by OG5 February 9, 2008

Cuntwallet

A term for a girl who is completely useless, a slut, and otherwise serves no purpose in life.
I can't stand Lauren, she's such a cuntwallet
Cuntwallet by TK52 November 16, 2009
when a woman has fat around her pelvic area,otherwise known as front butt
look at the cuntbelly on that bitch
cuntbelly by bill bauso May 15, 2006
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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