A homey cunt is someone who loves to party, gets all the bitches, and is just an all round cool bloke. Although the word 'cunt' is often seen as an insult, being called a homey cunt is considered a compliment, not an insult. You may not at anytime call someone a homey cunt if they are seen as a pussy or just not a very cool person. All persons guilty of this crime will never be considered as a homey cunt themselves, and will therefore live a wretched, boring and miserable life.
An individual who habitually complains, criticizes, or inserts negativity into situations while offering no effort, help, or constructive input—essentially a drain on productivity and morale.
Group Chat:
Jess: “Just got back from a hike—check out this sunset!”
Kev: “Beautiful. Nature be flexin’.”
Cunthony: “This group used to be about hot pics, not your boring life updates.”
Everyone else: “Dude… You’ve never posted once, and now you’re mad it’s not PornHub?”
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'