A homey cunt is someone who loves to party, gets all the bitches, and is just an all round cool bloke. Although the word 'cunt' is often seen as an insult, being called a homey cunt is considered a compliment, not an insult. You may not at anytime call someone a homey cunt if they are seen as a pussy or just not a very cool person. All persons guilty of this crime will never be considered as a homey cunt themselves, and will therefore live a wretched, boring and miserable life.
An individual who habitually complains, criticizes, or inserts negativity into situations while offering no effort, help, or constructive input—essentially a drain on productivity and morale.
Group Chat:
Jess: “Just got back from a hike—check out this sunset!”
Kev: “Beautiful. Nature be flexin’.”
Cunthony: “This group used to be about hot pics, not your boring life updates.”
Everyone else: “Dude… You’ve never posted once, and now you’re mad it’s not PornHub?”
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).