cunt fuz

The smallest unit of measurement

Larry I need you to shave a cunt fuz off my neck

by Chevelle96 December 17, 2015

Fuzz Cunt

An uncut cunt that looks like a hibernating squirrel. It’s so hairy even Scizzors can’t cut the Fuzz cunt

I walked in on my Grandma taking a show and she had the biggest Fuzz Cunt I’ve ever seen!

by Pussyfooting69427 February 17, 2022

Cuntfuzzling

Something confusing that has to do with women. Can be replaced with confuzzling. A man, or woman, can be cuntfuzzled if they have no idea of what to do with the immediate situation with a woman, or women.

Alex is so cuntfuzzled, he just needs to find himself a worthy girlfriend.
My life is So cuntfuzzling.
That boy is so cuntfuzzled.

by Alex aka Lance May 13, 2006

Cuntfuzed

This word is used when referring to a female (human) who is lost in the land of confusion. The word is commonly used by male humans in a derogatory way. The term dumb cunt is used in a similar fashion.

"She is so cuntfuzed it is actually funny"

by The Sickologist May 20, 2022

Cuntfuzzle

An angry old man who’s lost his mind

Last night my neighbour was walking around outside my house with a torch. When I asked what the hell he was doing, he said ‘I’m looking for gecko’s, how about you mind your own business!’ . What a stupid old ‘cuntfuzzle’.

by Gherkins shnifer February 17, 2025