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Cuntfuzzled

Being confuzzled while you serve cunt
Person 1: *dressed in cunty hunty clothes and serving cunt while having no idea what it happening*
Person 2: damn. That diva looks cuntfuzzled
Cuntfuzzled by Spompom June 19, 2026
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Cuntfuzzled

Being confuzzled while serving cunt
Person 1: *serving cunt while being confuzzled as hell*
Person 2: damn, that diva is serving cunt, but damn they are so confused, they look so cuntfuzzled
Cuntfuzzled by Spompom June 19, 2026

confuzzled 

a word that is a combination between "confused" and "puzzled" that every middle school aged kid claims to have made up
Will you please explain that to me again? I'm confuzzled.
confuzzled by Lysithia September 7, 2011

confuzzled 

1. a combination of being confused and puzzled, not knowing what the fucking is goin on
2.every emotion known combined and not knowing which to act on
1. What the hell's going on? I'm confuzzled?
2. A male being humped by Bob may be confuzzled.
confuzzled by *~!KiTTiE!~* December 4, 2003

confuzzled 

To not understand what the shizzle nuggets is going on.
Herbert's test really got me confuzzled.
confuzzled by butternuggets69 January 7, 2016

cumfuzzled 

Cumfuzzled is the state of confusion that only the most beautiful of women can find themselves in - due to the fact they are so sweet, and couldn't possibly have heard of the situation that would cause their cumfuzzlement.
What the Hell are you talking about? Dang, I'm cumfuzzled.
cumfuzzled by Jedi Master Wookiee January 11, 2009

cunfuzzled 

The state of being confused, or confusing someone.
I am quite cunfuzzled today Jenn
or
You just got cunfuzzled!
cunfuzzled by Stephen Travale December 3, 2004
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