cunt cunton
cunt cunton by olix101 June 25, 2016
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Son of a Mother Cunting Cunt
swear word pornography, that's the only way I can describe it,
anyone on the receiving end better buckle the fuck up.
anyone on the receiving end better buckle the fuck up.
Dave: So she stole grabbed the money, your PC, stole your car and drove for the border.
Bill: If i see that Son of a Mother Cunting Cunt again i'll cut her head clean off her shoulders.
Dave: ...
Bill: If i see that Son of a Mother Cunting Cunt again i'll cut her head clean off her shoulders.
Dave: ...
Son of a Mother Cunting Cunt by M4Shermanator1776 October 18, 2018
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cunting cunt
cunting cunt by Mr x March 21, 2004
cunt on a stick
The term, cunt on a stick is used to describe girls that are so thin, its clinically ill.
The kind of girl you cant even have sex with, as she would snap.
The kind of girl you cant even have sex with, as she would snap.
cunt on a stick by The Big Dog D December 24, 2006
cunt on the hunt
cunt on the hunt by Cole McKnight February 3, 2017
Cunt-On-Call
a guy's favorite bitch at the moment; the girl who gets the first booty call when the guy is leaving the bar at bartime....
Related term: COC'ed; getting massively fucked by the Cunt-On-Call
Related term: COC'ed; getting massively fucked by the Cunt-On-Call
Guido: Hey dude, you wanna hit the club and see what's up?
Other Guido: Yeah, sure....who's your Cunt-On-Call tonight?
Guido: Remember that bitch I met last weekend when we were at the sports bar?
Other Guido: Oh yeah, she's a freak!
Guido: ...Her.....
Other Guido: Oh Man, you ah gonna get COC'ed tonight!
Other Guido: Yeah, sure....who's your Cunt-On-Call tonight?
Guido: Remember that bitch I met last weekend when we were at the sports bar?
Other Guido: Oh yeah, she's a freak!
Guido: ...Her.....
Other Guido: Oh Man, you ah gonna get COC'ed tonight!
Cunt-On-Call by GIRLZPLAY October 21, 2011
cunt on my tit
cunt on my tit by JustYou'reAverageNigger June 16, 2017
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