Man, you won't believe this, but my girl woke me up with sex, brought me breakfast in bed, and even folded my shirts for my business trip. She is such a cunt cookie.
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"Dude, Trey slipped some raw doodoo in her sweet tea, then she drank it and contracted AIDS. What a cunt cookie."
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When you eat out a woman's vagina, and it is so nasty that when you finish, there is crusty stuff around your mouth.
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Get the cookie cunt mug.pubic lice - also known as crabs. Blood-sucking, parasitic insects found primarily in the genitalia of humans. They are found world-wide and are quite happy to infect all races, creeds, colors, and social statuses through sexual transmission. They do not discriminate.
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Every month my cooze bakes me a batch of cunt cookies...yumm yumm! I just loves my cunt cookies!
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