cunt berry

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(noun) A globular accumulation of dried smegma, semen, and/or vaginal fluild around hair shafts near the vagina. Analogous to a dingle-berry that hangs from an ass hair.

"While eating out Cindy, I was unpleasantly surprized to bite into a cunt berry."

cunt berry by Alan69 August 9, 2007

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cunt-berry fuckle-muffin

A group of cunt berries covered with semen and vaginal secretions that are stuck together to look like a glazed muffin.

I was going to eat the ole lady's snatch this morning, but it looked like a cunt-berry fuckle-muffin

cunt-berry fuckle-muffin by ex_lax70 July 12, 2016

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cunt berry • cunt-berry fuckle-muffin • chuntberry • cunberry • cunt • cunt punch • cunt biscuit • cunt bitch • cunt bunt • cunt stunt

chuntberry

A straight up Mexican.

Your cousin is a chuntberry.

chuntberry by Sonia Medina February 11, 2007

cunberry

The hardened droplets of menstrual fluid from the cunny. Can be eaten in its natural berry form, blended into a delicious smoothie or made into a jam (see cunnyquat jam)

Mary: Whacha got there George ?
George: A Penutbutter and cunberry jelly sandwhich!

cunberry by MW4L April 28, 2008

Cuntberry

Bet that fat bitch is a cuntberry

Bro you see that fat bitch?
Bro: ya?
Bet she a cuntberry, a fat ass bitch being a cuntberry tho she has no reason to be picky

Cuntberry by country bear January 19, 2021

Cuntberry

Someone who’s a C**T and also a dangle berry.. so you’re beyond a piece of shit. Probably just go fuck yourself

Oh my god Janice, I fucked that cuntberry and now I’m scared.. should I get baptized? Or go fuck his best friend?

Cuntberry by Layyylaaaaaa January 22, 2020

Cuntberry

A dingleberry that has to the vagina via the taint; bears a visual resemblance to raisins in a roast beef sandwich.

After I refused to eat my girlfriend out due to my fear of swallowing a cuntberry, she swore they were just a myth. The next day I found a matted wad of hair in the shower I could only describe as a lush thicket of cuntberry bushes. I'm single and probably gay now.

Cuntberry by noopspoop May 29, 2024

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026