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Whackateer 

Members of volunteer fire companies that can't differentiate themselves regarding whacker vs. true volunteers . Whackateering is the art of pretending you're important , in-charge or even liked as a matter of fact. Wackateers thrive off the pretense of a true, passionate volunteer. How to spot a whackateer one may ask? Simple-just look for someone dressed in turn out gear, ear to the portable pretending to know what's being communicated and appears to be under the impression that they're in charge or have a clue. Other words , appear dumbfounded and confused . Often they will have a fisher price walkie talkie and flashlights giving orders to 7 yr olds at the local playgrounds. Be weary of these nut jobs
whackateer poser grey squirrel fire Marshall bill why is he on the fire engine! "Oh, he's our new whackateer!"
Whackateer by Somebody said what ? January 17, 2013

whatchamacallit 

You know that thing , that whatchamacallit .

whackatorium

Usually specific to soldiers, or other people who are forced to live in close proximity for long periods of time without either sexual activity or privacy, a whackatorium is a small shack made out of blankets, ponchos or poncho liners that is erected so that the builder can masturbate in relative peace. It is often explained away as a means to block light, or provide privacy to change, despite being erected almost exclusively around one's sleeping quarters.
syn: jack shack
God, we've only been here a week and Gale's already built himself a whackatorium!
whackatorium by Barchack April 13, 2008

whatcha doin'? 

It's a slang-y version of "What are you doing?", a question that expresses our interest in other person's recent or present actions.
- Hey Beepson, whatcha doin'?
- I'm just fiddlin' around. Nothin' special.
whatcha doin'? by unfa September 13, 2013

Whatchamacallit 

A word used when the actual name of the object in question will not come to mind. Very versatile but often very vague. It is derived from the phrase "what-you-may-call-it" which can be found in T. H. White's The Once and Future King.
Claire- "Hey, Adam, hand me the- the- you know, the whatchamacallit."

Adam- "The what?"
Whatchamacallit by Cu2Au May 30, 2006

Whackaholic

An individual who chronically masturbates, typically 3+ times a day on average.
"Where the hell is Joe?"

"I told you he'd be late cause he's beatin' it. The kid is a total whackaholic."
Whackaholic by CDuFF105 August 21, 2008