1. The fleshy area between the butthole and the grundle that collects lint, grundle sweat, excrement, and excess toilet paper. This area is known to be inhabited by a multitude of Chunchberries.
"I went down on your mother last night and she left Chunchberries on my mouth, but it's okay because I passed them to you when we made out earlier"
"Did you guys hear what Nelson did yesterday? He shot a chunchberry through a straw at Mr. Baker during history class! It shall be known as Legendberry!"
(Pr.n.)The cheap and nasty Burberry immitations seen sitting on park benches hurling senseless abuse at frail and infirm passers-by. The newly adopted national dress of chavs. Can be viewed at any cheap and nasty store in your nearest lower high street.
'Did you see that minging chavette back there? her belly was hanging right out of her 'Churberry' shell suit. You could see pizza in her belly button!!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!