Cunt Bar 

A Red Mars Bar
Low fat
eaten by cunts at vending machines

look at him with his cunt bar thinking hes a gangsta and all that just coz its got low fat and shit

Cunt Bar by Venderz February 22, 2009

cunt bar 

when you take a crunch bar and eat it to invert the letters to make it say cunt

haha Alex made a cunt bar

cunt bar by Rable October 23, 2005

cunt barnacle 

female version of genital warts

Hey man you get with Lisa?

Naw, that bitch had the cunt barnacles.

Oh so nasty!

cunt barnacle by K.N.N. March 29, 2009

Cunt Bark

Dried semen on a nasty vagina.

Jon: So when did you find out she was a total whore?

Sam: When I saw that cunt bark I was instantly like "Uh-oh! She's a ho!"

Cunt Bark by MantisToboggan November 26, 2010

Cunt Barget 

Noun: Someone who is a hypocrite in the douchiest ways possible.

Adjective: Word used by teenagers to describe hypocritical and/ or unfair teachers.

Student1: Man, I can't believe what a cunt barget our language arts teacher is.

Student2: I know right?

Student1: I mean, we both try just as hard as each other. We'll even have the same arguments and she'll bee totally on board with you but not give a shit about it when I'm talking about it.

Student2: Yeah, she's totally a cunt barget.

Cunt Barget by RandyRubix August 10, 2016

Cunt Barrier 

When you and a mate become close enough that you can gratuitously call each other a cunt as a joke, and neither of you are offended in the slightest.

Me: Sup my favorite cunt in the world!
Friend: Oh hey, how was your day you daft cunt?
Me: It was long you absolute cunt!
Friend: We don't call each other cunts very often, do we you cunt?
Me: Haha we broke the cunt barrier 2 years ago you colossal cunt :)

Cunt Barrier by Lefty Power 123 September 12, 2020

cunt barf

(transv; orig. Latin, <I>cuntae barfae</I>: "the great abyss swells with the bodies of her victims")

1. <I>n</I>A thick yellow-whitish vaginal excretion following heterosexual intercourse, achievable only by simultaneous-climaxation

2. <I>v</I> The common goal of sexual intercourse

1. "Dude...your cunt is barfing."

2. "BITCH, I wanna' see your cunt barf!"

cunt barf by ayche_to_tha_izz_eye_rum May 23, 2006