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cumstupid 

A person that can't think straight because only thing they think about is cum.
She walked right into the wall again, she must be cumstupid.
cumstupid by Boballoverdeeznuts September 19, 2021
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constupid 

Being both confused and stupid simultaneously.

Etymology: Coined by comedian Patrice O'Neal on the VH1 show "Web Junk 20"--an Internet clip countown program. He used the term to insult a weatherman from Athens, OH who completely bungled a local news weather report.
You're worse than confused--you're constupid.
constupid by improviduto April 8, 2006

Custrupid 

A person who serves no value in life a person who just wastes their life being meaningless a person who’s opinions shouldn’t be valued or taken into consideration
Cool person pround you are so custrupid
Custrupid by Custrupid June 21, 2021
Someone who ruminates on past events that they have no control, but it’s kind of cute watching them do it.
During reconciliation with her ex-husband Kim ruminated on the fact that the love of her life dated someone for about a year during the divorce - and actually had sex with this other woman. As Paul watched this folly, he recognized how cutetupid it was for his ex and future wife to spend any time at all thinking about his ex-girlfriend, who was inferior to her in every way. Paul pointed this out to Kim who wholeheartedly agreed and focused on their bright future together!
Cutetupid by Billy Chandler October 1, 2021

constupidity 

When someone is so full of stupidity that there is no hope of stupidity ever leaving them.
I'm tired of dealing with Dennis, he has absolutely no idea what he is talking about. His constupidity is bringing down our party.
constupidity by hsilived May 20, 2016

Constupidity 

When someone is so full of stupid, that there is danger that they will suddenly blow stupid out at others.
I am so sick of Dennis, his constupidity is about to explode and kill our conversation.
Constupidity by hsilived May 20, 2016

cumstudder 

When you are so lustful for someone you cant speak without studdering or cumming
Man my girl is so sexy that dudes just cumstudderwhen she flirts with them
cumstudder by Rexsixteen October 3, 2019
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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