2 definitions by Billy Chandler
Someone who ruminates on past events that they have no control, but it’s kind of cute watching them do it.
During reconciliation with her ex-husband Kim ruminated on the fact that the love of her life dated someone for about a year during the divorce - and actually had sex with this other woman. As Paul watched this folly, he recognized how cutetupid it was for his ex and future wife to spend any time at all thinking about his ex-girlfriend, who was inferior to her in every way. Paul pointed this out to Kim who wholeheartedly agreed and focused on their bright future together!
by Billy Chandler October 1, 2021
Two horny as hell Mormon kids in their early 20s tent camping, gently caressing one another's upper thighs, while naked, avoiding direct contact of one another's genitals, trying to remain virgins.
While Kimberly gently gave Paul a Telluride at the Bluegrass Festival she pretended to "accidentally" brush his scrotum, even though it was intentionally designed to heighten her fiancés arousal and test his virtuous discipline.
by Billy Chandler December 6, 2013