Georgian Cardinal

When two consenting adults agree to an extreme act during a sexual encounter, where the female turns on a ceiling fan, then ties herself down to the bed. The male ties a rope around his stomach and suspends himself to a ceiling fan, the starts defecating all over the room, aiming towards the women’s chest. The spinning will make the man vomit on the women from the concurred dizziness. During this the man will yell ‘Cuh Caw!’ in order to fully embrace himself as a cardinal, then will get himself down from the ceiling, and continue sexual intercourse accordingly.

Hey Nancy, let’s run the ol’ Georgian Cardinal! I already have the rope ready.

by martinonelk22 March 19, 2024

Spanish Small Dick

When you have sexual intercourse with a quadriplegic Spanish homosexual with a small dick.

I dun’ hit the goddamn Spanish Small Dick last night, oh my days.

by martinonelk22 March 19, 2024

Cuckmaxxing

To Cuckmax; Set your romantic partner (preferably married) up with a stranger and watch them partake in intercourse. For the duration of this sexual encounter, hold your self in a plank position until the male ejaculates.

Dude, if you really want to build your abdominals, you should start cuckmaxxing, it helped me a lot.

by martinonelk22 March 19, 2024

Horsemaxxing

Rubbing Horse manure on your face in order to get darker complexion to your skin.

Hey Jimmy, I’m gonna go Horsemaxxing at the stable, see ya’.

by martinonelk22 March 19, 2024

DaBabying

Holding two finger guns up to your head while being railed and yelling ‘Suge!’

I was Dababying too hard last night and now my voice is gone.

by martinonelk22 March 19, 2024