cumshine

cumshine
{kum-shahyn}
noun, verb, -shined, -shin·ing.

–noun
1.
a shoeshine in which ejaculate is used to impart a high gloss.

–verb (used with object)
2.
to give a cumshine to.

Sir, would you like a cumshine for two pence?

cumshine by J@R3D C. September 27, 2010

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Cumshiter

Someone that gets so much dick in there ass that they shit it out

Dude no! You can’t have sex with her she is a cumshiter.

Cumshiter by Imthefuckenshit January 11, 2018

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cumshield

When you cum in a girls mouth and it stretches across her teeth

Damn, that girl sure showed me her cumshield

cumshield by Angus sung May 17, 2006

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Cumshingly

When a man is having sex and is about ready to cum. he takes his penis out and "climaxes" on his partners back. when he is done he draws a smiley face (the best way he can) with his penis.

Tony created a Cumshingly on Taras back.

Craig did a Cumshingly on Joeys back

Cumshingly by Karrington June 14, 2004

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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