cumseye

i dont know what cumseye is so....

guy 1: Hey guy 2, do you know what cumseye is?
guy 3: I dunno what cumseye is but, Im guy 3 bro.
guy 1: Oh shi- my bad bro.

by susan bakan October 15, 2023

Curseyehameha

Curse-ye-ha-me-ha, also known as Shin-ye-ha-me-ha.

A made-up "finishing move" used by internet lolcow Chris Chan, which he believes releases a blast of power that places a curse upon its victim(s). The move was inspired by the famed "Kamehameha" maneuver from Dragon Ball Z. The use of this move and his belief in its effectiveness play into Chris's delusions of godhood, and allows him to feel some sense of control over his world.

"Verbal Combat had started, and during the fight, I ran off, still giving verbal punishment, as well as da finger, and many 'Curseyehamehas.'" -Chris Chan, on the use of his move.

by ThatArseClownInTheCorner February 27, 2019

cumsewer

A slut or a skunt. A woman who has sex with a lot of different men and has a filthy vagina.

You had sex with that cumsewer? You better get your ass down to the free clinic

by Lemar Alexandar January 15, 2009

cumseed

This is what one would call a potential fuck boy or worthless slut. These are the people that have no purpose in this world. They are essentially accidents.

Jenny: Congrats on the new baby Rebecca!

Rebecca: Yeah, let's just hope this one doesn't turn out to be another waste of space cumseed.

Jenny: Oh my god Rebecca!

by domieffect October 29, 2017

cumeye

a soreness or redness in the eye, developing from lightly infected seminal fluid with the common cold virus. Other symptoms include light swelling around the eye, and drying of the eye.Cumeye should not be confused with pink eye which is highly contagious. Cumeye is usually transimitted during the cold season. this usually last two or three weeks. The best treatment would be prevention, intstead of taking a cumshot to the eye; wear protective eyeware.(Disclaimer: Protective Eyewear may make you somewhat less attractive to your partner)

Sarah developed a mean case of cumeye last week, and now she must miss class.

by Teddy Brubaker March 11, 2008

maddi cumsey

a blonde that holds the record for the most sexual partners by the age of 14. (some examples are tits mcgee, pizza face, dr. phil, and 49 other people)

the maddi cumsey got fucked up the ass by a 22 year old pizza guy.

the maddi cumsey lost her virginity at the age of 9

by tom the myspace fag October 21, 2008