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Cumps

Short for "cumprimentos", a portuguese word meaning "cheers, regards". Usually used in messaging or forums to show gratitude but usage may vary. It can be used for showing you are done talking and will not say any further, while not being too rude and abrupt. It may also be used to bait and anger other people.
A: What's the square root of 25?
B: It's 5.
A: I see, cumps.

1: That german dictator is a monster! He is the culmination of all human scum!
2: Actually, he did nothing wrong. Cumps.

A: Gosh, you are SO annoying! Stop talking to me!
B: I know, right? You too! Cumps.
A: YOU ARE SUCH AN ASSHOLE, OH MY GOD!
by Huaehm November 25, 2022
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comps leech

A comps leech is someone who goes on a Vegas trip that is paid for mostly by comps from the rest of the group without actually providing any comps. This parasite tends to be a redder, which explains their inability to accumulate any substantial comps. Despite receiving a free room, they refuse to pay for even a $7 cab ride. They show no appreciation for the free stuff they are receiving, and often feel entitled to even more stuff.
Mich: How come I have to sleep on the cot???

Chi Chi: Because my back hurts, and because you are a comps leech.

Mich: That's BS. I think we should take turns.

Chi Chi: Yeah we dont care what you think. Next question.
by moraleboatanchor May 1, 2013
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"Oh man these Markiplier™ socks are so nice I can feel the ARUBIAN CUMPF!"
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chumpsketball

a match into which lame players are sucked for money

assholes defrauding others in peer group
I made $20 in that last chumpsketball, golly!
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Campsick

The opposite of homesick (or home-lonely; medically, you're not actually ill). Intense longing to be back at summer camp. Afflicted persons may show a variety of symptoms, including melancholy, reminiscence, and attempts to incorporate camp culture, routine, and lingo into "real world" life.

The only known cure for campsickness is to send the afflicted person back to camp. Otherwise, be patient with them. Try to distract them without making them feel as though you don't care about how they feel. Listen to their camp stories, even though you've likely heard them more times than you care to. If possible, try to incorporate their favourite camp customs into the "real world". Encourage contact with other "camp people", because they will share experiences and alleviate the feeling of being alone.
After working full-time at summer camp, many counselors missed it so much they became campsick. Most of their friends at school and work did not understand, and aggravated the feeling.
by Verdauga March 22, 2010
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arubian cumpf

Wow! This Markiplier merch is 100% arubian cumpf!
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Cumpany

a word which only cool people use to describe sperm banks.
Bro, i went to the Cumpany so i can donate my cum.
by Anonymous L. February 25, 2020
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