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commentrarian

A combination of the words "comment" and "contrarian" used to describe a person who frequently posts facebook/twitter comments about their opposing view and who rejects or resists the majority opinion.
Gene disagrees with everything. He's such a commentrarian.

I can always count on Jean to make a sarcastic comment on my wall. She's a hateful commentrarian, especially about religion and politics.

He is a total commentrarian. He will disagree with everything everyone says... all the time.
commentrarian by gmcqueen December 30, 2010

commentraitor 

Noun

A broadcaster who uses the airwaves (usually Fox News Network or AM radio), or blogger who uses the internet, to spread anti-government disinformation.

Favorite targets are our "foreign-born Islamic halfrican-american" President, Rep. Nancy Pelosi, Senators Reid and Boxer, and most democrat (sic, not "Democratic") officials. 'Activist' judges are also targeted -- the laws should remain as written in 1776.

Some commentraitors even urge '2nd Amendment' solutions. Others are content to use their white-supremicist-neochristian-xenophobic rhetoric to incite their ditto-heads to throw out all incumbents, or to act-out at public hearings, or to march around in camo gear with firearms and threatening expressions.

While most of their listeners are willig, echoing rather than forming 'opinions', commentraiters are more often shrewd broadcasters unrestrained by any need/desire to be 'truthy' (thx Stephen Colbert). A commentraitors object is not to inform, but to reap financial benefits by selling to their sheeple whatever the bleating (m)asses are easily convinced to want.
Current commentraitors Rush Limppaw, Shmen Dreck, Oh Riley, and Ann Poltergeist make me afraid, VERY afraid. I don't believe ANYthing they say, but a seemingly growing number of listeners believes EVERYthing they say, without thought or doubt. And those listeners are armed!

Commentersation 

A conversation held on the comments section of someones myspace/ facebook/etc.. Does not necessarily have to involve the person who owns the page.
'Did you see the commentersation I had with Martha on John's Facebook status? Things got pretty heated but she shut her yap when I said her opinions remind me a lot of Hitler's.'

Commentalist 

A constant commentary of all things minor, unnecessary and irrelevant, derived from an obsessive need to comment on everything with no particular purpose or outcome.
“That’s a talking point”: said the Commentalist, after no particular topic of conversation.
Commentalist by RMB78 November 23, 2017

Commentatition 

A competition between 2 or more people to have the most liked comment on someone else's status.
Bill and Fredrick had a commentatition on Jorge's facebook status, and Bill won with 12 likes.
Commentatition by Straightuphoss August 2, 2011
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