Definitions by TeskarTheBlindSquid

Cumfy 

The wonderful feeling of a sensation or emotion being cuddly and arousing at the same time. Examples include the feeling of breasts, buttocks, thighs, as well as most aspects of foreplay and sex. Of course a partner’s genitals are also comfy.

Babe, your thighs felt so cumfy around my hips

Cumfy by TeskarTheBlindSquid June 1, 2023

Pearl Thunder 

When someone ejaculates in their partner’s ear canal, producing a sound similar to thunder.

Oooh Oooh! Get ready for the pearl thunder!

Pearl Thunder by TeskarTheBlindSquid April 3, 2023

Rescue Comedian 

A talented comedian that rescues Comedy Central Stand-up from their bovine, lack-luster "comedy" and misandry.

Joe Rogan is one hell of a rescue comedian!

Rescue Comedian by TeskarTheBlindSquid February 2, 2020

Tomato Fever 

Another term for a period
😣🍅

Is she ok?
I dunno....Think she's got tomato fever.

Tomato Fever by TeskarTheBlindSquid September 4, 2019

Tomato Fever 

Another term for a period.
😣🍅

Dude, is she ok?
I dunno.....I think she's got tomato fever.

Tomato Fever by TeskarTheBlindSquid September 4, 2019

Love Goggles

Seeing someone in a very distinct and appreciative way. It is usually associated with having a crush or falling in love with someone, but can also be related to friends(friend goggles), or pets(pet goggles). This can also be referred to as "opening your third eye".

Love Goggles

Love Goggles by TeskarTheBlindSquid August 20, 2018

Love Goggles

Seeing someone in a very distinct and appreciative way. It is usually associated with having a crush or falling in love with someone, but can also relate to friends(friend goggles), or pets(pet goggles). This can also be referred to as "opening your third eye".

Love Goggles

Love Goggles by TeskarTheBlindSquid August 20, 2018