TeskarTheBlindSquid's definitions

Cumfy

The wonderful feeling of a sensation or emotion being cuddly and arousing at the same time. Examples include the feeling of breasts, buttocks, thighs, as well as most aspects of foreplay and sex. Of course a partner’s genitals are also comfy.

Babe, your thighs felt so cumfy around my hips

by TeskarTheBlindSquid June 1, 2023

Love Goggles

Seeing someone in a very distinct and appreciative way. It is usually associated with having a crush or falling in love with someone, but can also be related to friends(friend goggles), or pets(pet goggles). This can also be referred to as "opening your third eye".

Love Goggles

by TeskarTheBlindSquid August 20, 2018

Rescue Comedian

A talented comedian that rescues Comedy Central Stand-up from their bovine, lack-luster "comedy" and misandry.

Joe Rogan is one hell of a rescue comedian!

by TeskarTheBlindSquid February 2, 2020

Tomato Fever

Another term for a period
😣🍅

Is she ok?
I dunno....Think she's got tomato fever.

by TeskarTheBlindSquid September 4, 2019

Pearl Thunder

When someone ejaculates in their partner’s ear canal, producing a sound similar to thunder.

Oooh Oooh! Get ready for the pearl thunder!

by TeskarTheBlindSquid April 3, 2023

Tomato Fever

Another term for a period.
😣🍅

Dude, is she ok?
I dunno.....I think she's got tomato fever.

by TeskarTheBlindSquid September 4, 2019

Love Goggles

Seeing someone in a very distinct and appreciative way. It is usually associated with having a crush or falling in love with someone, but can also relate to friends(friend goggles), or pets(pet goggles). This can also be referred to as "opening your third eye".

Love Goggles

by TeskarTheBlindSquid August 20, 2018