Love Goggles

Seeing someone in a very distinct and appreciative way. It is usually associated with having a crush or falling in love with someone, but can also be related to friends(friend goggles), or pets(pet goggles). This can also be referred to as "opening your third eye".
by TeskarTheBlindSquid August 20, 2018
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Pearl Thunder

When someone ejaculates in their partner’s ear canal, producing a sound similar to thunder.
Oooh Oooh! Get ready for the pearl thunder!
by TeskarTheBlindSquid April 03, 2023
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Tomato Fever

Another term for a period.
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Dude, is she ok?
I dunno.....I think she's got tomato fever.
by TeskarTheBlindSquid September 04, 2019
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Rescue Comedian

A talented comedian that rescues Comedy Central Stand-up from their bovine, lack-luster "comedy" and misandry.
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Tomato Fever

Another term for a period
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Is she ok?
I dunno....Think she's got tomato fever.
by TeskarTheBlindSquid September 04, 2019
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Cumfy

The wonderful feeling of a sensation or emotion being cuddly and arousing at the same time. Examples include the feeling of breasts, buttocks, thighs, as well as most aspects of foreplay and sex. Of course a partner’s genitals are also comfy.
Babe, your thighs felt so cumfy around my hips
by TeskarTheBlindSquid June 01, 2023
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Love Goggles

Seeing someone in a very distinct and appreciative way. It is usually associated with having a crush or falling in love with someone, but can also relate to friends(friend goggles), or pets(pet goggles). This can also be referred to as "opening your third eye".
by TeskarTheBlindSquid August 20, 2018
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