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cuntfungus 

Fungus in the cuntal regions.
Jenny, the high school whore, ended up with cuntfungus after fucking all the jocks at prom night. Not to be confused with STD`s. Cuntfungus is just a fucking dirty cunt.
cuntfungus by Dis-eddie October 20, 2010
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Cumlungs 

A slut, normally who deepthroats lots of cocks and loves cum. They now go with the name Birch or Sperm.
person 1: mm yes suck my cock cumlungs

Cumlungs: my name is birch you fucking liberal smh
Cumlungs by BIRCH TREEE May 15, 2020

Chumungus 

A formal greeting used in American workplaces. First identified on the 13th of July on Reddit when a user asked what "Chumungus" meant when their coworkers kept greeting each other as such.m
Office Peon: Chumungus, boss!
Associate Vice President of Facilities, aka "Supervisor": Chumungus to you!

cum-fungus 

Dude, you got a little cum-fungus on your face
cum-fungus by eyeless_19 May 1, 2008
Digital Darius has some confungus to figure out
Confungus by DINGALINGdon23 February 7, 2020
When one is so unhygenic they have fungus growing from their arsehole.
You smell so bad if you get any worse you'l get bumfungus.
Bumfungus by fuckfeatures92 May 2, 2011
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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