Sir Cumference Syndrome (SCS, also known as Epic Ball Syndrome) is a genetic condition in which the victim involuntarily ejaculates at the mere sight of a woman. This genetic condition is mostly common among Coomers and children from Mozambique.

Person 1: Did you hear that my son is a Sir Cumference?

Person 2: That's awful, I feel your pain.

Person 1: Yeah, it's really difficult keeping him down at night because he just tries to watch Youtube and ends up messing up his bedsheets.

Sir Cumference by DireDegenerate February 11, 2022

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cudence

A word that is said by lauren garay in a cute little voice. It can also be heard out of the mouth of Deniese Pack.

"Cudence why are you so sexy?"

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Cumdance

A ceremonial bathe in cum. Often practiced by heterosexual people to turn themselves gay.

I will be attending the Cumdance on oxford street.

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Sir cumfrance

A very beautiful alien that everyone wants to date.

Boy: wow is that sir cumfrance, he’s well fit

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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