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Sir Cumference Syndrome (SCS, also known as Epic Ball Syndrome) is a genetic condition in which the victim involuntarily ejaculates at the mere sight of a woman. This genetic condition is mostly common among Coomers and children from Mozambique.
Person 1: Did you hear that my son is a Sir Cumference?
Person 2: That's awful, I feel your pain.
Person 1: Yeah, it's really difficult keeping him down at night because he just tries to watch Youtube and ends up messing up his bedsheets.
Person 2: That's awful, I feel your pain.
Person 1: Yeah, it's really difficult keeping him down at night because he just tries to watch Youtube and ends up messing up his bedsheets.
by DireDegenerate February 11, 2022
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