camdazzle

Nickname for a douchebag born into wealth who hasn't had to work for anything in his entire life. Hair gel usually covers his or her phalanges. Bathroom soap is his or her weakness avoiding contact at all costs.

You need to borrow my car?! Wow, you're being such a camdazzle today

by Drossman86 November 16, 2016

Camrizzle

a Toyota Camry thats been infected with kimchi.

"dude! your car smells like death" - Tim
"yeah, thats the camrizzle" -Jake

by pickleshake July 3, 2010

cumdazzle

The act of blowing your load on a woman's chest and then throwing glitter on the affected area.

Linda returned from a bad day at work, so I decided to brighten her day by giving her a cumdazzle.

by ntyravgjo January 21, 2011

crambazzled

When you've had far too much drink and cannot function properly.

Look at Jack, he's just left a full pint at the table, and crawling home. He's absolutely Crambazzled!

by Benjani126 January 3, 2021

cumdizzle

(n)(v) a large bucket of jizz normally used to dump from a elevate floor of a building ontop of un suspection pedestrians

(n) hey jimmy, i got a cumdizzle to dump out the window on old ladies tonight
(v) me and jummy completely comdizzled grandma

by the cheat February 19, 2003

Cambizzle

The City of Cambridge, England

'Yes bruv, you comin dahn cambizzle ways for my b-day tonight?'

by PJ_Bukem August 31, 2006

camizzle

Camizzle is the god-danged most amazing person of time. Like seriously, whenever anything's wrong - she's there to fix it. Helpful, kind, generous - pretty much gods' benevolence depicted in human form. Camizzle person is beautiful both inside and out.

I'm sad! - Camizzle fixes it
I burned my crumpets! - Camizzle brought pancakes
My dog died! - Camizzle gives you her cat.

by nimiblob November 7, 2013