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Cumbustion 

That chicks so fine cumbustion was unavoidable!
Dude, go change!
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Cumbustion 

When a dude busts a nut so fast that the exothermic release triggers a chain reaction in which cum accelerates exponentially and shoots out the dick hole. Cumbustion
Jimmy: I had Sara rub me out resulting in a cumbustion right in her face.
Bob: You're weird, man
Cumbustion by testicle juice October 2, 2020

Cumbustion 

Masturbation, bust a nut.
Cumbustion is very healthy
I combusted a huge load on my mom
Cumbustion by Rodvor August 19, 2021

Cumbustion 

An orgasm so intense you spontaneously combust
He/she died of cumbustion!
Cumbustion by CHALKWALKER May 11, 2024

Cumbustion Cum Bubble Pussy Fart 

See "Queef". It means the same damn thing.

Spontaneous Cumbustion 

The process by which, through the ingestion of an unruly quantity of phosphorous, one's ejaculate spontaneously erupts into flames upon expulsion from the penis causing widespread fear and panic.
Dave and Marie were dating until Dave's spontaneous cumbustion all over Marie resulting in a sudden case of the funerals.
Spontaneous Cumbustion by Diction.net February 24, 2015

Spontaneous Cumbustion 

The act of instant male orgasm upon seeing something insanely hott.
When Lauren and Silvia took their clothes off, Patrick experienced spontaneous cumbustion.
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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