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cum quat 

After sex or a blow job when a man takes a piss, the left over cum and piss is the cum quat.
After sex or a blow job piss in the other's mouth and feed he or she a cum quat!
cum quat by cheeser696 March 25, 2008
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cum quat  

A congelled nugget of siemen or "load" in a semi dry state in the womens underwear in wich it was depostied in. Usually forms after 2 to 4 hours after ejaculate or drip out.
Man I filled her so full she had a cum quat running out of her, and stuck to her panties..
cum quat by Comando79lacville January 18, 2008

cum quat 

meaning sperm resadue or is often used among american teenagers as an insult to call one another worthless or stupid.
aaron- hey you fucking cum quat give my pen back eric- what the fuck did you just say bitch. aaron-your nothing but a cum quat dude. will-fuck u man.
cum quat by Badasscoolguy69 March 25, 2009

Cum Quat 

Is a semi hardened/dried up accumulation of male sperm.

Is a name used towards a person in a negative light
You can be such a " Cum Quat" at times, you know that?
Cum Quat by RI Red July 31, 2021

Cum Quatt 

OMG I Just Ate A Cum Quatt!!! EW!
Cum Quatt by xxxYomomma69xxx July 23, 2009

fuck-a-cumquat 

An exclamation of frustration akin to "Fuck me!", the repeated "hard-C" sounds balanced in the middle of the phrase creates a syllabic elegance worthy of The Bible, Shakespeare, and JKR Rowlkien.
Girl: that's not my gummy hole!
Boy: O fuck-a-cumquat! This'll do.
fuck-a-cumquat by lolicuntissime August 25, 2009

Cumquatting 

Another word for the term "Tea bagging" used while referring to your testicles as cumquats.
"Last night was fun. They took pictures of me cumquatting that chic at the party last night."
Cumquatting by Evamo December 3, 2011
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