cum paste

1. to mislead by a false statement; delude.
2. to mislead or falsely persuade others;
2. to deceive

Origin: Originated from a practical joke played on the Howard Stern Show where Howard tried to convince a fan that a bit he submitted "Cum Paste" was one of the funniest things he had ever heard.

1. "Don't try to pull a cum paste over on me."

2. "C'mon guys, this is totally a cum paste."

cum paste by Henweigh August 26, 2006

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Post Ejaculation Cum Paste

When the head of ones penis pastes to the undergarments after fucking due to post ejaculation cum paste.

I fucked that bitch last night and woke up with my dick stuck to my boxers from post ejaculation cum paste.

Post Ejaculation Cum Paste by hayooh December 4, 2010

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Cumpaste

Toothpaste made of cum

John: What the fuck is Cumpaste!
Sarah: The toothpaste I made with my man’s cum
John: Fucking gross Sarah!

Cumpaste by DeathAssassin12 June 14, 2025

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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