Cum muffler
The wad of toilet you hold against your asshole to muffle the sound of shame as you try to expel the cum from your anus after butt sex so you're roommates can't hear.
Cum muffler by B&A&F March 17, 2017
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cum muffler
Someone who rapidly dives headfirst into a masturbator's crotch to deflect the emerging cum before it hits the ceiling with an audible splat.
cum muffler by crapicarplips April 8, 2003
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