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cum laude 

academic distinction.

Summa cum laude : the best
Magna cum laude : very good
Cum laude : good, but not that good.
I am so sapiosexual, I need a man who graduated cum laude
cum laude by CocoFrench June 29, 2013

Cum laude 

The act of rolling up a high school diploma paper then shoving it into a vagina until it is covered in cum then drinking it off the paper.
“I graduated with the cum laude then my boyfriend gave me a cum laude”
Cum laude by Hungarian Bird Master. September 25, 2025

Suma Cum Laude 

Over time, you save up enough cum to fill up an entire waffle iron. Then you use the cum as batter and bam, you got a delicious cum waffle.
Hey Nate, wanna try one of my Suma Cum Laudes sometime?
Suma Cum Laude by Nimmyleezy September 7, 2019

Magna Cum Laude 

Latin for "Mega Cum Load". Used to describe exemplary prowess in cumshotting.
It says "Magna Cum Laude" on my resume. My cumshotting ability is a special skill that really makes me stand out from the competition.
Magna Cum Laude by 409010402050 September 11, 2011

summa cum laude 

Derives from the latin language... meaning, with (highest) honor
One may receive this phrase on a diploma from college.
summa cum laude by joker May 13, 2005

magna cum laude 

Actual definition: adj, adv; with great praise; with high honor
Practical definition: v. to ejaculate with much force, and to do so with high volume
He magna cum lauded all night long!
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