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Cum a Hanky 

When you are at work in your office looking up porn on the computer while stroking your cock under the desk.
You suddenly realise you are going to cum and don't want to cum over your hand or your trousers / shirt, so you quickly pull your handkerchief out of your jacket pocket or trouser pocket, and place it over your cock - like a tent. the handkerchief (hanky) will soak up your load, thus avoiding having embarrasing stained clothes.
"I was looking up fat cum bitches at work today, and had to cum a hanky - you wanna see it"?

"Eww no that's discusting"!

Hanky Cum 

when a (clean) handkerchief is used during masturbation to catch the ejacuate
she wanked off his load of hanky cum right into her handkerchief

He jacked off his load of hanky cum into his friends handkerchief
Hanky Cum by hankachoo January 5, 2008

Cum on my Hanky 

when a hanky is used as a turn on during masturbation / sex
or used as a target to ejaculate onto
Woman (unfolding her hanky onto mans stomach while masturbating him)
"Are you going to cum on my hanky baby?"
Man
"Yes..... Ahhh Ahhhhh Ahhhhhchooooo...." (man ejaculates all over womans hanky)

Or

Man "Dude did you just cum on my hanky?"
Cum on my Hanky by My Hanky Cum April 27, 2008

Cum In Handy 

When SOEM BITCH is giving you a handjob on an arm-chair, or sofa and you full out brick in and on her hand, no warning, no emotion. Brick means jizz.
Man, I should've used the Cum In Handy. That Cum In Handy would've come in handy, fuck.
Cum In Handy by uncensored k1te November 17, 2010

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026