cum flop

where ur dick flops and falls on to the belly ur cum flops off and hits you in the eye!

last night my cum hit me in the eye, must've been a cumflop.

simon: oi mark what happened to your eye.
mark: nothing just the wife sucked me off then my dick hit my belly button
simon: ah mark, that my friend is a cum flop.

by cumflop_salami_sandwich August 30, 2018

cum flop

cumflop is when u cum and ur dick hits ur belly and ur cum flops and shoots u in the eye.

last night my cum hit my in the eye, this is called a cum flop.

simon: mark what happened to your eye, did your wife give you pink eye again...
mark: no actually my wife sucked me off and i came my dick hit my belly my cum hit my eye...
simon: well mark, that is called a cumflop.

by cumflop_salami_sandwich August 30, 2018