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cum cauldron 

The cum cauldron is a antique cauldron that resides in the town square of Port Sorell. It was placed in Port Sorell in the late 1800's. Men from all around the small country town contribute to the cauldron frequently by whacking off and leaving their semen in the cauldron, known as a cumtribution. Then once the cauldron is filled the people of Port Sorell hold a week long festival called Jizzmas. The women of Port Sorell stand in the cauldron and dip in and out of it with the goal of getting pregnant. It is believed that over 72% of the population of Port Sorell are products of the Cauldron.
Hey Redders have you left your cumtribution in the Cum Cauldron yet?
cum cauldron by ammij May 16, 2014
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Cum Cauldron 

When you ejacujate inside of a females vagina and make her do a handstand with her legs spread at a 90° angle so the semen stays in her vaginal canal like a bucket of milk from Minecraft
Betty: He made me his cum cauldron last night
Jorge: I made her chug my babyjuice with her stanky cooche iykwim
Cum Cauldron by dingdong43 August 12, 2021

Cauldron of cum

When 10+ guys nut in a tub or bucket and a women stud in it and gets pregnant then in nine months gets a dna test and who ever the dad is wins the game
Yo wanna do a cauldron of cum?
Sure my sperm is the strongest
Cauldron of cum by Donut balls February 3, 2021

Couldron of cum 

It is when a group of guys, ejaculate in to a couldron. The sperm is then mixed and injected into the woman , then in 9 months the man who's baby it is will receive custody and will be name the winner, with the strongest sperm.
Hey guys let's play couldron of cum.
Couldron of cum by Dingo xd January 18, 2021
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