culton

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Someone with swag out of then Ying yang
is a certified badass motherfucker. Much better looking than you or any of your friends
unles they're name is culton
will bang your mom if given the chance.
also the ones Named Culton Ruey are the coolest and definitely not gay like the rest of you faggots. Fuck you.
ps. Will fornicate with your women

Culton is a cold blodded-panty bandit.

culton by not culton ruey November 28, 2013

Colton Haynes

Model, actor and, of course, sexiest man alive. Just search a picture of him.

Me: Will you marry me, Colton Haynes?
Colton: No.

Colton Haynes by Future Mrs. Brooks June 4, 2014

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nocturno culto

Aka Ted Skjellum. Guitarist/bassist/vocalist of the prominent black metal band Darkthrone since 1988.
He has been also in the band Satyricon.
Owner of Peaceville affiliated label Tyrant Syndicate.

Nocturno Culto owns most black metal vocalists.

nocturno culto by Damaso June 25, 2005

Hillary Cunton

She's an actual cunt. She's the devil herself, Hillary clinton, I wish she was my dad, the tree trump.

"MAN HILLARY SHOULD BE CALLED HILLARY CUNTON. I LOVE MY DAD, TREE TRUMP"

Hillary Cunton by weenie hut junior August 10, 2016

Colton Larson

The most beautiful guy in the world he has a massive cock he keeps the door locked until you knock knock knock

"Colton Larson is Sooooo hot" "ye he cute alright"

Colton Larson by Colton larson March 19, 2021

Jonathan Coulton

A former programmer turned singer/songwriter. First achieved notoriety with his folk rendition of "Baby Got Back". Wrote "Still Alive", the credits song in Portal; and "Code Monkey", which is now the theme song for the G4 show of the same name. Has six albums on iTunes and two podcasts. Possibly the only artists immune to the effects of fame and money.

Jonathan Coulton is the shit

Jonathan Coulton by The Ska Assassin February 17, 2009

adam colton

The god/ Tony Hawk of Longboarding

Holy shit look at Adam Colton do work!!!

adam colton by Drumsrsweet413 June 18, 2008

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026