culton

Someone with swag out of then Ying yang
is a certified badass motherfucker. Much better looking than you or any of your friends
unles they're name is culton
will bang your mom if given the chance.
also the ones Named Culton Ruey are the coolest and definitely not gay like the rest of you faggots. Fuck you.
ps. Will fornicate with your women

Culton is a cold blodded-panty bandit.

by not culton ruey November 28, 2013

Colton Haynes

Model, actor and, of course, sexiest man alive. Just search a picture of him.

Me: Will you marry me, Colton Haynes?
Colton: No.

by Future Mrs. Brooks June 4, 2014

nocturno culto

Aka Ted Skjellum. Guitarist/bassist/vocalist of the prominent black metal band Darkthrone since 1988.
He has been also in the band Satyricon.
Owner of Peaceville affiliated label Tyrant Syndicate.

Nocturno Culto owns most black metal vocalists.

by Damaso June 25, 2005

Hillary Cunton

She's an actual cunt. She's the devil herself, Hillary clinton, I wish she was my dad, the tree trump.

"MAN HILLARY SHOULD BE CALLED HILLARY CUNTON. I LOVE MY DAD, TREE TRUMP"

by weenie hut junior August 10, 2016

Colton Larson

The most beautiful guy in the world he has a massive cock he keeps the door locked until you knock knock knock

"Colton Larson is Sooooo hot" "ye he cute alright"

by Colton larson March 19, 2021

Jonathan Coulton

A former programmer turned singer/songwriter. First achieved notoriety with his folk rendition of "Baby Got Back". Wrote "Still Alive", the credits song in Portal; and "Code Monkey", which is now the theme song for the G4 show of the same name. Has six albums on iTunes and two podcasts. Possibly the only artists immune to the effects of fame and money.

Jonathan Coulton is the shit

by The Ska Assassin February 17, 2009

adam colton

The god/ Tony Hawk of Longboarding

Holy shit look at Adam Colton do work!!!

by Drumsrsweet413 June 18, 2008